Thursday, March 11, 2010

final fantasy baseball league.

The 2010 baseball season is upon us. This means it’s time to gear up your 5 on 5, Head to Head fantasy baseball team. I have been slowly glancing over the stats and here are some players on my wishlist:

- Kurt Suzuki (a projected sleeper in many circles)
- Chase Utley
- Tim Lincecum
- Mariano Rivera
- Curtis Granderson (even though he was traded to my archnemesis the Yankees)
- Prince Fielder
- Evan Longoria
- Justin Verlander

Monday, February 22, 2010

tigerrrr uppercut.

A huge happy birthday goes out to George Lee “Sparky” Anderson former coach of the Detroit Tigers from 1979-1995 also known as the Bless You Boys era.

heart and sole

This weekend a woman made history.

In fishing.

Pam Martin-Wells placed 22nd in the Bassmaster Classic on Sunday. She faced 50 men on Lay Lake, which is just outside of Birmingham, Alabama. At 42, Pam is the second woman to ever qualify for the Super Bowl of Fishing tournament (in the tournament’s 40 year anniversary) AND the first woman to fish on the final day.

Congratulations Pam Martin-Wells. My new favourite angler.

kissing grandma

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. ~George Brett

The Olympics remind me of how horrible Canada is at sports. Statistically speaking, our teams never really bode well on a global level except for hockey…er..sorta. Canada’s national soccer, basketball, baseball and rugby teams are weaker than prison coffee.

We are good at hockey and that’s about it. We can produce gifted individuals but never a solid Canadian team that isn’t playing puck. (Steve Nash, Justin Morneau and Ben Johnson fall in this category.)

Anyway to deal with this here are ways to cope with losing.
STEP ONE: Accept the reality of the loss. The more you talk about it the more you realize how real it is.

STEP TWO: Allow yourself to experience grief. Make sure you feel the pain and do not bury it deep. Avoiding it will only cause further damage.

STEP THREE: You need to learn how to adjust to your environment during this loss. Learn new skills and tasks in order to assume responsibility of your own life. Do not withdraw from the world. Know things will get better.

STEP FOUR: After a considerably amount of time, know that all wounds heal. Acceptance and a determination to live your life fully will refocus your energy in a more positive manner.

Ok, so maybe these are steps for coping with a death of a loved one but the hurting is similar. I realize sports are leisurely activities but the only people that truly believe that are the ones that lose.

Friday, February 5, 2010

BEACH BOYS FACT #3

When the Beach Boys entered the studio to record the "Surfin" demo they called themselves the Pendletones.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

souper bowl

Since I have a sports blog, I owe it to my loyal readers to make a post about THE BIG GAME. After all, the best sports writing comes out during this time of year. Every columnist has something to write about. To me, reading these articles adds to the tension in the air right before kickoff. I decided to geek out a bit and run through some stats and articles about the soon-to-be epic matchup on Sunday.

First, let me reference sports analyst Woody Paige’s great article in the Denver Post. He writes about Archie Manning (Peyton’s father) and how he moved his family to New Orleans to play football. Archie is on both sides of the fence. He would love to see the Saints win their first Super Bowl and bring ‘dancing’ back to Bourbon street as well as his son win another championship. This is an intriguing back story.

Now for the fun.

(I could not find indoor stats for both teams’ offense.)

Stat 1: The Saints have only had 7 playoff appearances, this run is the only conference championship won in franchise history.

Stat 2: The Indianapolis Colts have the 5th ranked defense this playoffs.

Stat 3: The Saints had the #1 offense in the regular season and now sit at 7th in the postseason.

Stat 4: The Saint have 132 penalties yards this playoffs.

Stat 5: The Colts have allowed the fewest sacks this season.

Stat 6: The Colts have scored three touchdowns this season on turnovers and kick returns; the Saints have scored 10.

Ill stop there.

I understand stats do not necessarily say anything. Anything could happen this Sunday. Injuries, illnesses and other unforeseen circumstances can alter the outcome. We have all seen the ProLine commercials that prove this but I still would bet on the Colts to win, simply based on their approach. To quote ESPN Page 2’s Gregg Easterbrook (to whom I borrowed a couple stats) “The Colts approach football like a machine. The Saints approach it like a party.” It is a true clash of styles. Read his article at: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/100202&sportCat=nfl. But I advise. Only read what he has to say about sports nothing else. I have no idea why Miss America is in this week’s edition of Tuesday Morning Quarterback. Anyway, this Sunday will be a big offensive shootout with highlight reel poised to be a youtube classic.

So with further adieu start placing your bets for Sunday now.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

today is tomorrow.

happy groundhog day loyal readers.

groundhog day is the 2nd most significant holiday in february AND subject of one of the top 3 holiday movies of all time starring Chris Elliott and Andie MacDowell.

we all know Wiarton Willy and Punxsutawny Phil but here are other popular rodents associated with this day and their location.

- Balzac Billy (Balzac, Alberta)
- Spanish Joe (Spanish, Ontario)
- Octoraro Orphie (Quarryville, Pennsylvania)
- Shubencadie Sam (Shubencadie, Nova Scotia)
- Sir Walter Wally (Raleigh, North Carolina)
- Buckeye Chuck (Marion, Ohio)
- General Beauregard Lee (Snellville, Georgia)
- Jimmy the Groundhog (Sun Prairie, Wisconsin)